Thursday, September 5, 2013

Psquare's Peter 'Gbagaun' On Twitter, Blocked Fan Who Corrected Him

Psquare's Peter 'Gbagaun' On Twitter, Blocked Fan Who Corrected Him 



Peter Okoye of Psquare was trying to congratulate colleague KCee 'Limpopo' crooner 
on twitter for joining the oil business, "Personally welcome u on bored" he tweeted.

No one is perfect (expect Beyonce) or it might be a typographical error but a fan instead of 
correcting him, called him an empty head. Peter did the right thing by blocking him.

The NEA 2013



The NEA 2013 was held on the 1st of september in New york.
The show was hosted by basketmouth with perfomance from sean tizzle, dammy krane,
 olamide and phyno, with others.
Days before the show, a couple of celebs made their way through the streets of NY

Who killed it???? Olamide VS Phyno

Who killed it???? Olamide VS Phyno 

(SWAG VERSION) +

 Photos from the 2013 NEA!!!!

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ICE PRINCE
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EMMA NYRA
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Comedian I Go Dye’s New ESCALADE (PHOTOS)



Check out Comedian I Go Dye’s New ESCALADE (PHOTOS)

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Comedian I Go Dye has got it all rolling for him! A few weeks back, the popular comedian
 took delivery of his N30million customized rolls Royce – the phantom was specifically
 designed for him!
I hear that he has also completed his second multi million naira home in Benin city.

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All these celebs dey see money o??? No be small thing…
 

FUNNY ANGRY RAT



 

                                                          
                                                                                                  


 Conversation Between a Rat and Man.


Rat: (with tiny voice) Hello
Man:Hello, Who am I speaking wit?
Rat: Na Mr. John be dis abi?
Man: Yes U are speaking with Mr. John, who is dis pls?
Rat: So U no recognize my voice abi? Na me Ur Room Mate.
Man: U say what?
Rat: Ur Room Mate Rat. I dey Ur Room now.
Man: I beg Ur pardon?
Rat: Which yeye beg u dey beg. I never chop since yesterday wey waka comot.
I check that place U dey put food i no see anything. I check kitchen nothing.
 I even check our Fridge we use to share, no single food there. E be like say 
U wan kill me abi? No problem, I just say make I let U know say that ur Certificate
 4 inside ur wardrobe wey dem write LAGOS STATE UNIVERSITY, I don eat the ''LA'' 
comot, Remaining "GOS" STATE UNIVERSITY. Let me see which work U go take
 "GOS" STATE UNIVERSITY find.
... (Rat ends call)



AKPORS AND DAUGHTER


AKPORS AND DAUGHTER
 Akpors Daughter Returns Home After 30 Years.

AKPOS the Father (angry):" Where the hell have you been all these years???"

Daughter: "I was working as a Prostitute in the Vietnam.

AKPOS the Father: "What!!?.....Ge t out of my house,You Whore, I don't want to see

 your face Again do you understand!!!!! !????

Daughter:(crying): "Before I go Dad, I came to give you $10million cheque, and here is

 $2 million for my brother. I have bought a big house in UK for you with everything
in it including a Ferarri and a Bugati, bye Dad"

AKPOS (smilling ): "What kind of work did you say you were doing in Vietnam??"

Daughter:(crying out loud): "A Prostitute Dad!!!"

Akpos:"Come and give Daddy a hug", I thought you said you were a "prosecutor" .

akpors vs runzy girl


Akpors: '' I might not be rich,have money, cars, companies like my friend Emeka,but 

I LOVE YOU and ADORE YOU''
Girl: looked Akpors with tears in her eyes and hugged him sweetly like there was no tomorrow

 and whispered in his ear ''if you really truly love me introduce me to Emeka please!!!

Akpors Faint

AKPORS WITH DOUBLE MIND


Akpors Just in bed thinking of whom to marry...of course I love Ruth,
but Jessica is sexy...abi make I just close my eyes marry Gift.
but how will I explain to Joy that she's not my type???... mehn! !!
I just don’t know what
to do about Elizabeth ...her mama go pour me hot water.. chai !
 But Rachel sabi make love just that she’s too fat...
 abi make I go for Ada... na wa oh! She too lekpa and she no sabi cook....
No No No!!!...can’t marry Aisha she be Hausa girl...her papa no go gree.. 
I for even go for Esther just that
she too talk.. but wait oh Ella never graduate na.. Anthonia sha??...
I no go marry her, she too like money.. 
Ehmm!!... Sharon is too beautiful just that she can’t wash my boxers...na wa oh!
 Wahala dey.. Its better to become a revered father oh

AKPORS AGAIN

Akpos Question!!!
WOMEN SABI COPY COPY
EHNN When a man is called
Augustine..
Woman say her own na
Augustina...
If man answer Celestine
Woman say her name na
Celestina..
Man answer Justin.. Woman
Say her name na Justina..
Man answer Christine..
Woman go kuku answer
Christina..
Man say him be Emmanuel
Woman must answer
Emmanuella
Man carry Gabriel.. Woman
go folo carry Gabriella..
Nawa o!
So if man come answer
Gorri...
Wetin woman go answer?